J. Brown
Head of technical managment J.B. has created this site and has done all of the physical work (making into video, organizing it, editing the sounds, that kind of crap) on DBZ Abridged. J.B. also does most of the girl voices in DBZA.
J.B. created:
Mickey McMuffin McHead
Dragon Pong
Dodgeball
This website!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged
J. Brown Does My Voice
The Lord of The Foods
The Quest to doom Begins
Prologue
Concerning slobbits and everyone else
Long ago in a galaxy far, far away, the evil lord (insert name here) created a restaurant to get cheap cash from all of the idiots living in Center Earth. But, some resisted! An army of men and elves created their own better restaurant! (Insert evil name here) laughed at their attempts, for he still had more customers! With futile attempts, time after time, they came up with a brilliant idea. They would give coupons to each race, 3 to the toy building elf lords, 5 to the tubby dwarves, and 9, nine coupons went to men.
To (insert evil name here)’s misfortune, the elfish plan worked. (Insert evil name here) then sent out his army of porcs, to create one ultimate coupon, one coupon to rule them all.
This new thought of an ultimate coupon made everyone want to eat at Doom. In order to keep this coupon a secret, sent out the coupon with a porc, and ordered him to stay in the mountains.
While cooking in his kitchen, (insert evil name here) accidentally knocked down his lobster vat catching the whole place on fire. He was incinerated freeing the fat slobs of Center Earth.
The porc, meanwhile, went and established a colony in the mountains. Because his group grew so large they hired a creature called Queer to do their laundry. Queer found a peculiar coupon in a pocket one day, that was labeled, “One Coupon to Rule Them All. Infinity dollars off -- only at Doom Restaurants.” The coupon twisted Queer, until he both hated it and loved it at the same time.
